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December 5, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthYour cargo is toxic, but the real hazard is your salary.
Master of heavy haulage and industrial-grade air fresheners.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Drives the sludge so you don't have to.
sluurp.you▸ HAZMAT-BOT V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
navigates hazardous routes with zero downtime
You haul radioactive or chemical filth between sites. We replace your steering wheel with a persistent sensor array.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect a weird smell or vibration that the sensors ignore for miles.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors scan every inch of your standard hauling routes.
Month 10
A central office monitors your truck instead of you.
Month 20
Robotic arms handle the hoses and loading connections.
Year 2.5
The truck navigates a closed facility without a human.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
Your steering wheel is removed to make room for servers.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
99.9 percent
Spill risk reduction
zero
Coffee breaks taken
none
Road rage incidents
Your severance
A reflective vest and a souvenir gas mask.
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