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September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsDesigning interfaces for humans who are about to stop using them.
Pixel-pusher balancing user needs with developer indifference.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Interaction design without the slow-moving human brain.
pop?you▸ UX-OPTIMIZER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite variations of login screens
You spend your days conducting user research, wireframing interaction flows, and tuning usability heuristics for complex software systems.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the subtle frustration in a user's eyes during a prototype walkthrough.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Software tracks every user click to build perfect interaction models.
Month 5
AI models suggest layout changes that increase conversion by 15%.
Month 10
Components update automatically across all apps without human oversight.
Month 17
Virtual personas simulate feedback so you never need people again.
Month 22 · D-Day
The design engine self-updates and closes all your Jira tickets.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
99 percent
User testing cycles saved
0.4 seconds
Average wireframe output
Absolute zero
Frustration level during A/B
Your severance
One free subscription to a dying design tool.
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