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March 15, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsTeaching machines to think while you teach yourself into obsolescence.
Tenured architect of the uncanny valley.
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The syllabus that never needs a sabbatical.
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Design research curriculum and supervise students building XR prototypes. Deliver lectures on human-robot interaction and cognitive design frameworks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still articulate the nuance of why a user interface feels genuinely lonely.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI creates perfectly optimized course modules based on current trends.
Month 6
Virtual agents handle all student queries and basic assignment feedback.
Month 15
Algorithms write and publish your next four research papers simultaneously.
Year 2.3
Autonomous systems manage your lab equipment and hardware testing setups.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
Your tenure status is transferred to a centralized server cluster.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
92 percent
Grant proposals rejected
too many
Hours spent grading
infinite
Research papers unread
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to peer-reviewed digital archives.
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