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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace HCI Researcher jobs? · Latest report #3nzbe2cu
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsEnjoy your master's degree while you still have a planet to code.
Master student, currently paying for the privilege of deprecation.
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Designing better experiences without the human bias
ow.you▸ COGNIFLOW PRO 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect interfaces before users ask
You optimize how humans interact with machines by studying interfaces and user behavior. We just automate the thinking.
The one thing AI can't do
You can genuinely feel the frustration of a user struggling with a bad menu layout.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart sensors track every mouse movement and gaze pattern automatically.
Month 5
Algorithms digest every HCI paper to output perfect interaction models.
Month 10
Generative models build optimal interfaces based on real-time neural feedback.
Month 15
Human cognitive quirks are scrubbed from design prototypes entirely.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your research role is archived into a read-only historical database.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Zero
User frustration detected
Infinite
Hours spent on UI wireframes
Millions
Papers published for peer review
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic interface builder tools.
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