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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 22, 2027
In 14 monthsProfessional email-sender who thinks a golf trip is a strategy.
Professional stalker (mostly CRM, occasionally golf instructor)
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Automating the polite stalker.
no no noyouAI▸ DOCTORWHISPERER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
schedules endless meetings you never attend
You chase doctors to push drugs they already ignore and host dinners they don't want to attend.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can identify which doctor actually likes steak.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart bots draft personalized messages that look human enough.
Week 13
Algorithms purge your messy CRM of dead contacts.
Month 6
API-linked services handle all venue logistics automatically.
Month 9
An avatar talks to the doctor instead of you.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked during your lunch break.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
99.9 percent
Emails ignored
4 per day
Cold coffee count
Too many
Golf course visits
Your severance
A box of pens and a deleted LinkedIn account.
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