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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsTurning human pitchers into expensive data points for the algorithm.
Turning sweat into CSV files for front-office approval
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing human performance without the annoying biology
toast.youAI▸ PITCHMASTER PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
predicts ligament tears before they happen
Analyzing motion capture data to adjust pitching mechanics and prevent injury. Translating physics into team wins.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a pitcher is holding back because they are scared.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-speed sensors replace the need for physical marker placement.
Month 7
Software generates coaching tips directly from raw sensor streams.
Month 16
Machine learning identifies injury risks with total emotional indifference.
Year 2.3
Pitchers now receive training corrections via direct tablet interfaces.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The biomechanist role is deleted in favor of real-time server optimization.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.4%
240fps
Frames per motion capture
99%
Injury probability accuracy
too much
Coffee consumed per game
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to baseball statistics software
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