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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2029
In 3 yearsEnjoy scanning items while machines prepare to scan you away.
Professional gatekeeper of the hardware store exit strategy.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The line never moves backwards.
oof.youAI▸ REGISTERSENTINEL 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
processes infinite returns without sighing once
You manage register lines, override price errors, and reconcile cash drawers. Your authority is simply a temporary software patch.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a customer is lying about a price tag.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 8
RFID sensors replace the need for physical barcodes.
Month 7
Machine vision verifies price errors without human intervention.
Month 19
Physical registers are removed in favor of app-based payments.
Year 2.3
Automated pathways route customers to robotic checkout stations.
Year 3 · D-Day
The final human cashier is replaced by a proximity sensor.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
42
Price overrides per shift
zero
Drawer discrepancy tolerance
declining
Customer patience rating
Your severance
One self-checkout kiosk to keep in your garage.
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