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Your job has an expiration date
November 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour witty brand voice is just a statistical likelihood waiting to happen.
Master of adjectives, king of the late-night revision.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Writing better hooks than your entire department.
pop?you▸ LEXI-GEN V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates 500 headlines while you blink
You draft marketing slogans and campaign text for client brands. Your day is spent staring at blinking cursors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still articulate the specific emotional nuance that makes a client feel heard.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI creates the first draft from your briefing notes.
Month 4
Software flags every cliché in your copy before you read it.
Month 7
The brand model learns your specific tone and vocabulary quirks.
Month 10
The platform suggests the campaign direction without human intervention.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the model handles all client accounts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
2,400 words
Average words per day
6 hours
Time spent in meetings
4 mugs
Coffee consumption rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a thesaurus app.
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