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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthSchool corridors are just messy mazes that robots love to sweep.
Master of keys, breaker of clogs, king of linoleum.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The infinite mop that never takes breaks.
ow.youAI▸ JANITORBOT X-1▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
sanitizes lockers before the morning bell
You manage school grounds, fix broken plumbing, wax floors, and ensure classrooms remain clean for small, sticky children.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a leaky pipe just by the specific vibration of the hallway floor.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Detection hardware monitors toilet blockages and floor mess levels.
Month 6
Guided drones handle the nightly wax and polish cycle.
Month 15
Digital access replaces your heavy ring of metal keys.
Year 2.3
Software signals pipes are failing before they actually burst.
Year 4 · D-Day
The facility runs itself while you collect your final paycheck.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
42
spills cleaned daily
99%
gum removal efficiency
1200
lost items found
Your severance
A lifetime supply of industrial-grade floor wax.
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