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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYou sell lessons to people who refuse to fix their swing.
Professional club-shiller and amateur swing-theorist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing every stroke, one swing at a time.
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tracks every shank with perfect accuracy
You manage pro-shop inventory, give private golf lessons, and oversee course play. You are a glorified glorified babysitter.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the break of a green by squinting at the horizon.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
RFID tags track every golf glove in your shop automatically.
Month 6
Cameras replace your eyes to critique their terrible form.
Month 16
Automated kiosks handle all member disputes and tee times.
Year 2.7
Autonomous carts pick up balls and reset the range.
Year 4 · D-Day
The kiosk locks the pro-shop door behind you forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
94 percent
lessons wasted
12 months
inventory rot
Your severance
A lifetime supply of personalized practice balls.
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