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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsPaying for lunch meetings to hear mediocre demos is not strategy.
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Data-driven A&R that never needs a martini.
splat.you▸ TRENDPULSE NEURAL-SUITE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
signs artists based on tiktok heatmaps
You spend your time hunting for talent, managing recording budgets, and guessing what teenagers will pretend to like next month. Algorithms are already better at this.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a musician convincingly about their artistic vision.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent filters your inbox based on streaming metrics instead of your personal whims.
Month 4
Vision models monitor social media trends to identify talent before you even leave your desk.
Month 10
Smart contracts automate royalty payments and recording budget tracking to remove human error.
Month 16
Standardized templates replace your manual drafting of artist deals and partnership agreements.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system concludes all creative direction via generative audio analysis.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
99.9%
Demo listening hours saved
100%
Lunch expense reduction
94%
Hit song prediction accuracy
Your severance
Three months of free Spotify Premium and a mixtape.
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