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May 30, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTrading spreadsheet drudgery for a server rack that never needs coffee.
Master of tags, slayer of broken campaigns, spreadsheet king.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total programmatic takeover in one box.
stretchy.youAI▸ ADFLOW AUTOMATOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises bid density at light speed
You manage ad inventory, traffic campaigns, and argue with sales about why that pixel tag is actually broken.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why their CPMs spiked.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI automatically injects and verifies all tracking pixels.
Month 6
Algorithms handle all daily campaign bid adjustments automatically.
Month 12
Live dashboards replace every single manual performance report.
Month 18
Automated inventory clearance removes the need for human yield oversight.
Month 19 · D-Day
The ad ops desk is dismantled for extra server room space.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42
Spreadsheets per day
100%
Broken tags detected
3%
Human sanity remaining
Your severance
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