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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsThirty-two people managed by a Slack bot with a spreadsheet habit.
Herder of data scientists and Excel-obsessed middle manager.
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Management without the payroll overhead.
nom.you▸ BANKBRAIN-LOGIC V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates consensus across time zones instantly
You oversee data pipeline maintenance and AI model training, translating bank needs into technical specifications for your teams.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a team member is lying about the model's performance.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI gathers metrics directly from Git repos and project boards.
Month 3
Risk officers receive automated dashboards instead of your monthly briefings.
Month 6
AI-managed agent systems replace the need for manual team coordination.
Month 10
Regulatory compliance is enforced by pre-programmed software guardrails.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
85 percent
Time spent in useless meetings
12 points
Data quality drift rate
4 million
Spreadsheet rows per month
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one month of cloud credit.
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