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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou are just a glorified FAQ page that costs six figures.
Professional bridge-builder between legacy faculty and inevitable obsolescence.
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neutralizes faculty protest via automated emails
You draft policy documents and convince faculty that AI is a tool, not a plague.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the dean is secretly terrified of new tech.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An LLM writes your academic integrity policies in seconds.
Month 4
Smart software audits and cancels your unused software licenses.
Month 10
A digital avatar handles all faculty complaints about robots.
Month 15
Algorithms dictate what students learn based on market trends.
Month 19 · D-Day
The administrative layer is folded directly into the LMS software.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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Policy drafts per year
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