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May 23, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou teach machines how to replace people, unaware they'll replace you first.
Professional architect of his own eventual digital obsolescence.
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Optimizing corporate existence with zero human doubt.
ow.youAI▸ STRATEGYBOT EXECUTIVE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates your entire strategy deck in milliseconds
This role involves drafting strategic AI implementation roadmaps, managing cross-functional technical teams, justifying expensive technology ROI, and producing academic papers on industrial automation efficiency.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the complex social dance of convincing investors the project makes sense.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your internal corporate documents, emails, and slide decks are scraped for strategic pattern recognition.
Month 4
An LLM agent begins drafting your weekly updates and internal memos with 99 percent accuracy.
Month 10
Virtual meeting avatars replace your physical presence in recurring status calls with automated stakeholder feedback.
Month 15
The system assumes control of budget approvals and resource allocation based on real-time project metrics.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your corporate access is revoked as the system autonomously executes your entire annual strategic plan.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
98 percent
Buzzword density per slide
12 percent
Projects actually finished
400 hours
Meetings about future meetings
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium stock photo site.
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