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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou built the shovel that is currently burying your own career.
Professional architect of his own digital obsolescence.
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Management without the meetings or salary
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allocates your budget to zero by noon
You manage GPU clusters, optimize inference latency, and coordinate LLM fine-tuning schedules for enterprise product teams.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board about why the model is hallucinating.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An agent takes over your dashboard to report status updates.
Week 6
Smart agents handle GPU scheduling without needing human oversight.
Month 3
Code pipelines fix their own bugs and optimize latency automatically.
Month 4
The AI negotiates its own cloud credits with other machines.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account is deleted as the system fully optimizes itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
42 percent
GPU idle time
12 hours weekly
Meetings about AI
0.08 percent
Model hallucination rate
Your severance
One free subscription to the product you deprecated.
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