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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsTraining models to write your resignation letter before you retire.
Director of recursive vanity and compute-heavy dreams.
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You oversee model architecture, manage research teams, and set the long-term vision for LLM development.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board with enough confidence to secure funding.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 7
Sensors audit your team's code commits for efficiency gaps.
Week 12
An agent synthesizes your team's papers into unified architecture updates.
Month 7
The AI replaces you in briefings using high-fidelity voice synthesis.
Month 11
The system begins self-optimizing its research roadmap without human input.
Month 14 · D-Day
You receive a polite automated exit notification at 4 a.m.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
92 percent
Hours spent in meetings
too many
Parameters managed
constant stream
Research papers cited
Your severance
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