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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYou automate everyone else until the board realizes you are next.
Professional architect of corporate buzzword-laden PowerPoint castles.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Replacing strategy sessions with instant logic loops.
bzzt.you▸ ORACLE-STRATEGY-9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite board-ready transformation roadmaps
You spend days building slide decks about LLM integration and arguing with IT about data governance and legacy stacks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a human in the eye while lying about implementation timelines.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your current spreadsheets are absorbed into the central oversight model.
Month 3
The AI writes its own compliance rules and ignores your edits.
Month 6
The machine cancels external contracts in favor of internal generation.
Month 9
The board receives strategy reports directly from the server cluster.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked once the strategy model reaches parity.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
99%
Slide deck conversion rate
400k
Budget wasted on PoCs
Negative
Actual AI revenue impact
Your severance
One LinkedIn post about your exciting new chapter.
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