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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou translate tickets for machines that already know what is broken.
Professional translator of angry emails into polite corporate noise.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before the user even knows
help!youAI▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-replies with fake empathy
You triage incoming support tickets and manage escalation paths. You pretend customers are always right.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact tone of a frustrated client's passive-aggressive email.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts sorting your tickets by mood instead of priority.
Month 4
Your canned responses are replaced by synthetic human-like empathy.
Month 8
Tickets go straight to developers without you needing to explain.
Month 12
Algorithms write the incident reports while you are asleep.
Month 14 · D-Day
The support portal is now entirely self-healing and ticketless.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
99.9%
Average ticket deflection rate
4 cups
Coffee consumed per incident
12000
SLA breach excuses stored
Your severance
One free lifetime subscription to our competitor.
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