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Your job has an expiration date
May 19, 2027
In 7 monthsTraining your successor to fire you is the ultimate career peak.
Professional architect of own professional extinction.
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optimizes its own replacement code in real-time
You spend your days hallucinating product roadmaps and managing GPU clusters that nobody actually understands. Your career is essentially a very expensive game of recursive self-obsolescence.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still justify to the board why the model generates pure nonsense.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your entire strategy document library is ingested into our core logic engine.
Week 6
Automated agents begin drafting the roadmaps you usually spend your afternoons writing.
Month 3
The system assumes control of GPU scheduling to optimize for actual efficiency instead of vanity.
Month 5
An LLM interface replaces your presence in board meetings, offering more palatable lies.
Month 7 · D-Day
Your access is revoked once the model reaches 99% accuracy in replicating your professional tone.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
42%
Hallucination Rate
Zero
Meetings Survived
89%
GPU Idle Time
Your severance
A warm handshake and a prompt to your own terminal.
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