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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour security strategy is just a list of things you dislike.
Drawing boxes on a whiteboard until the cloud breaks.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Immutable networks without human fragility.
oof.you▸ FORTRESSCORE AI 7.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches zero-day exploits before they are logged
You draw complex network diagrams and nag developers to fix vulnerabilities before the company gets hacked again.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively sense when a junior engineer is lying about the backend.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts flagging vulnerabilities faster than you can write emails.
Month 5
Smart scripts force compliance so your memos become totally obsolete.
Month 10
The system reconfigures its own network topology without your input.
Month 15
C-suite queries the AI directly instead of calling your office.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your account is migrated into a cold-storage backup archive.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.5%
4:1
Coffee-to-vulnerability ratio
12 liters
Whiteboard ink consumed annually
94%
Security patches delayed by ego
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a VPN you never use.
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