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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Head Of Audio Production jobs? · Latest report #qjnyddjq
Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour sound board is just a fancy button box for ghosts.
Master of the faders and the pre-recorded local ads.
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splat.you▸ WAVEGENIUS PRO 5▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
normalises audio levels before the music starts
You juggle multitrack edits, voiceover levels, and station IDs. The machine just needs a playlist and some filters.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense when a live host is about to go off-script.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart software sorts your entire audio library without human input.
Month 3
AI-generated station IDs replace your voiceover talent entirely.
Month 6
Software automatically balances music levels to industry broadcast standards.
Month 10
An algorithm cuts out the dead air and stumbles automatically.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your console is recycled into an automated remote broadcasting server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
0.001ms
Average ad break jitter
100%
Jingles played on time
0
Coffee spills on console
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a generic royalty-free music library.
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