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March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsTeaching teenagers about mitochondria is a task better suited for screens.
Scientific educator with a high tolerance for teenage chaos.
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Classroom engagement optimized, student boredom eliminated.
help!you▸ BIOLECTURER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers engaging lectures with zero fatigue
You manage the science department, order dissection specimens, and try to make teenagers care about cell division.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a student is lying about why their homework is missing.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI-generated lesson plans replace your tired paper curriculum.
Month 6
Sensors monitor student safety and stop accidents before they start.
Month 15
High-fidelity VR kits replace the need for physical dead frogs.
Year 2.2
Instant, objective, and cold grading replaces your red-pen corrections.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The department head is replaced by an automated learning kiosk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.5%
400
Dissection kits per year
4 minutes
Student attention span
92%
Grading time wasted
Your severance
One lifetime supply of formaldehyde and safety goggles.
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