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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Head of Bug Bounty Programs jobs? · Latest report #8amgtcw6
Your job has an expiration date
April 16, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsPaying hackers to find holes is just expensive crowdsourced quality control.
Professional gatekeeper of the company's digital skeletons.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time vulnerability remediation and payout automation
oof.youAI▸ AUDITGUARD V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates bug validation and bounty disbursement
You triage incoming security vulnerabilities and manage payouts for researchers. You spend all day arguing over report severity.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the subjective emotional labor of placating a disgruntled white-hat researcher.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent begins filtering duplicate and invalid reports automatically.
Month 4
Payout levels are determined by pre-set logic instead of humans.
Month 8
Machines generate and test fixes immediately upon verified bug submission.
Month 13
Security protocols verify vulnerabilities without any human oversight.
Month 18 · D-Day
The program is fully self-sustaining and the role is removed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
45 days
Average bounty payout time
72 percent
Duplicate report rate
4 cups
Coffee consumed while triaging
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium VPN service.
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