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May 30, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour pivot tables are just fancy tombstones for dead business ideas.
Professional architect of very colorful, very ignored bar charts.
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You build complex dashboard models and interpret data patterns to tell executives what they already secretly suspected.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board convincingly when the data looks terrible.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart agents index your raw tables and build schemas automatically.
Month 3
The AI replaces your manual dashboard updates with live data feeds.
Month 7
Systems learn to answer stakeholder requests without you writing SQL.
Month 13
The system generates your monthly slide decks from internal logs.
Month 19 · D-Day
The machine starts making decisions that you used to debate.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
42 per week
Average deck slide count
88 percent
Time spent in meetings
zero point four
Actionable insights delivered
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a premium spreadsheet software.
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