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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour pipeline is just an spreadsheet waiting to be automated away.
Professional lead-chaser with a flair for spreadsheet aesthetic.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing enterprise accounts while you sleep.
bzzt.youAI▸ SALESFORCE AUTOPILOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends cold emails that actually get replies
You hunt for enterprise leads and micromanage salespeople to close deals. Your spreadsheet is your only real legacy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a buyer in the eye to lie about the product roadmap.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Smart software identifies and deletes your dead-end leads automatically.
Month 8
Your team learns scripts from a bot that never loses patience.
Month 16
Algorithms handle all cold emails and partner relationship updates.
Year 2
Machines take over enterprise negotiations using historical data analysis.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
You are invited to exit the building as the server takes over.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.5%
99.9%
Pipeline noise filtered
Infinite
Quarterly quota capacity
100%
Coffee breaks eliminated
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a hollow handshake.
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