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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour calendar is a weapon of mass distraction that we are disarming.
Professional meeting-sitter and slide-deck architect
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You spend all day in back-to-back meetings tracking project roadmaps and interpreting opaque performance data for executives.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense the exact moment a project is lying to you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI starts suggesting meeting cancellations based on actual task utility.
Month 5
Real-time dashboards replace your quarterly slides with raw truth.
Month 10
Algorithms handle headcount forecasting by analyzing historical burn rates.
Month 14
Resource allocation is decided by game-theory optimization models.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system fully manages the business without human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
42
Meeting hours per week
11
Roadmap revisions per sprint
86
Email thread depth
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