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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Head Of Business Support jobs? · Latest report #irq5bg3k
Your job has an expiration date
July 28, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour spreadsheets and emails are just data logs awaiting deletion.
Professional cat-herder of departments, master of the pivot table.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning corporate chaos into zero-cost efficiency.
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reconciles entire ledgers in six seconds
You juggle supply chain delays, finance reports, and angry support queues. Soon, an API call will do it better.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a vendor about why payment is late.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors track every email and file click you make.
Month 5
The AI starts reconciling finance data without your input.
Month 10
An algorithm takes over vendor communication and inventory tracking.
Month 15
AI-generated responses replace your manual customer support drafts.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the server runs your job.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
120
Emails per day
45000
Spreadsheet rows managed
5
Useless meetings daily
Your severance
A one-month subscription to our premium redundancy portal.
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