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April 26, 2027
In 6 monthsYou optimize companies to death until the machine replaces you.
Senior slide-maker and architect of his own obsolescence.
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Automated downsizing, zero meetings.
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deletes your entire department in one click
Drafts endless slide decks about efficiency while holding meetings to decide how to fire everyone else.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board with a straight, human face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The AI scans every slide deck you ever created.
Week 6
An agent attends your sync calls and speaks in buzzwords.
Month 3
The software outputs better roadmaps than your expensive consulting firm.
Month 4
Automated emails notify staff of their new reporting structures.
Month 6 · D-Day
The board prefers the AI because it never asks for bonuses.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
4,000 yearly
Hours spent in empty meetings
12,000
Slides produced with zero impact
99 percent
Buzzword usage density
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says you are open to work.
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