Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Head of Client Communications jobs? · Latest report #3evue9a9
Your job has an expiration date
August 29, 2027
In 10 monthsYou spend all day apologising for things machines did wrong anyway.
Professional buffer between corporate incompetence and public fury.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning customer rage into polite, closed tickets.
split.you▸ APOLOGYENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters toxic customer rants into spreadsheets
You draft apologetic emails to angry customers and track complaint tickets in a messy database until they resolve.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific nuance of a customer who is lying to get a refund.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI starts categorising incoming angry emails by pure rage level.
Week 9
The AI writes the email and you just press send.
Month 5
The machine handles simple refund requests without human eyes.
Month 8
The AI handles communication between departments to kill tickets faster.
Month 10 · D-Day
The system replaces you and sends you a polite exit email.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
4.2 hours
Average apology delay
Off charts
Customer rage index
3 cups
Coffee consumed per ticket
Your severance
Three months of canned sympathy emails and a mug.
Discussion
