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January 16, 2028
In 15 monthsYour career roadmap is just a list of features you outsourced.
Architect of slide decks and high-level architectural jargon.
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optimises infrastructure spend during your lunch
You manage complex developer infrastructure and cloud tool roadmaps to drive internal product efficiency and cost reduction.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the CEO about when the migration finishes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI monitors your cloud spend and suggests actual fixes.
Month 3
Algorithms write the slide decks you usually agonize over.
Month 6
Compliance checks are handled by code, not your team.
Month 10
Smart contracts handle your cloud vendor renewals directly.
Month 15 · D-Day
Your role is deleted; the platform runs on pure telemetry.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
42
Roadmap PowerPoint slides per month
120
Hours spent defending technical debt
94%
Percent of work that is meetings
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says "Expert Cloud Strategist".
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