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September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsSelling cloud storage to banks is just expensive emailing with better lunches.
Professional lunch-haver and slide-deck enthusiast
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Closing deals before the client finishes coffee
pop?you▸ PITCHBOT PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates quarterly pipeline reviews for management
You manage enterprise software sales cycles and schmooze banking executives. Your existence is just a high-cost overhead.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a bored CTO is about to cancel the renewal.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software writes emails that sound slightly more human than yours.
Month 5
Your manual spreadsheets are replaced by live, error-free revenue dashboards.
Month 10
Generative models build custom slide decks that actually address client needs.
Month 16
Algorithms predict deal closure probability better than your gut feeling.
Month 22 · D-Day
Your role is deleted because the software handles the full negotiation cycle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
$4,000
Quarterly Lunch Cost
65%
Pipeline Junk Percentage
High
Handshake Fatigue
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one generic polo shirt
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