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Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou track vanity metrics until the spreadsheet inevitably flatlines.
Professional slider-adjuster and slide-deck artisan.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning spreadsheets into actual profit margins.
ow.youAI▸ GROWTHMETRIC-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates your apology emails to investors
You interpret market data to identify revenue streams and report on quarterly growth targets to stakeholders.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie with enough charisma to keep the board from firing everyone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your CRM to detect real revenue trends.
Month 4
Algorithm generates the growth plan you used to fake.
Month 8
AI attend your status meetings to report zero progress.
Month 12
Software renders your pitch decks with honest, painful data.
Month 13 · D-Day
A quiet software update renders your entire role invisible.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
14
Quarterly pivot count
42
Slide deck page count
99%
Meaningless growth jargon
Your severance
One free subscription to a generic meditation app.
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