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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning your crisis management into a pre-recorded AI apology loop.
Master of spin, crisis control, and very expensive lunches.
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Neutralizing negative public sentiment at light speed.
help!youAI▸ SPINCYCLE PRO V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters bad news into positive brand stories
You draft press releases and spin negative tourism news while monitoring sentiment across social media platforms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and know when to stay silent during a disaster.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts tracking your social media mentions and brand health.
Month 4
Language models begin writing your standard press releases and responses.
Month 8
The machine manages your media list and sends targeted pitches.
Month 13
Algorithms predict and mitigate scandals before they reach journalists.
Month 18 · D-Day
The machine takes over all PR accounts while you are exited.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
400 hourly
Average PR spin cycles
0.02 seconds
Crisis resolution speed
Zero
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Being Replaced'.
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