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Will AI replace Head of Corporate Affairs jobs? · Latest report #jk4d3t47
Your job has an expiration date
December 24, 2027
In 14 monthsYour carefully drafted press releases have been auto-generated since last Tuesday.
Professional weaver of vague corporate intent and polite deflection.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Crafting the perfect lie, every single time.
split.you▸ DIPLOMAT-OS 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers non-committal corporate PR responses instantly
You spend your days attending internal meetings, drafting corporate documents, and managing high-stakes stakeholder communications.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is actually lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI begins monitoring your stakeholder calls to predict your next pivot.
Month 4
Software replaces your document writing with instant, buzzword-heavy content generation.
Month 8
Digital avatars take your seats in meetings to nod in agreement.
Month 12
Algorithms refine messaging faster than any human committee ever could.
Month 14 · D-Day
The department is fully automated and you receive an exit email.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.4%
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Average buzzwords per email
78 percent
Time spent in circular meetings
4 liters
Coffee consumed while waiting for approval
Your severance
One free LinkedIn premium subscription and a digital coffee.
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