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December 31, 2027
In 14 monthsTurning your vague executive platitudes into slightly less offensive corporate jargon.
Master of spin, visionary of the quarterly all-hands.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Crafting meaningless statements at light speed.
oof.youAI▸ BUZZWORD-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters bad news through endless euphemisms
You draft internal emails and polish executive speeches to hide the company's real problems from employees.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly how much panic an email will cause before hitting send.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models learn to generate your standard fluff in seconds.
Month 4
Text-to-speech engines read your slides with unnerving, fake enthusiasm.
Month 8
Algorithms flag employee discontent before you can even draft a reply.
Month 12
The AI writes executive emails that perfectly match the boss's tone.
Month 14 · D-Day
The machine announces your redundancy with a perfectly crafted farewell email.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4,200
Buzzwords used per week
800 words
Average email length
99 percent
Emails ignored by staff
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one lukewarm cup of coffee.
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