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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour job is just wining and dining people who are already addicted.
Professional lunch-haver and tobacco volume pusher
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimising nicotine distribution without the expensive lunches.
split.you▸ TRADERELATE-ANZ 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates sales volume projections during dinner
You manage tobacco sales relationships across two countries. You talk to retailers and distributors to push more inventory.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and know when the client is lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system scrapes your entire sales history and client communication logs.
Month 5
Algorithms begin submitting all retail contract renewals automatically.
Month 10
Personalized AI bots replace your weekly check-in emails with clients.
Month 15
AI handles all regulatory negotiations while you look for a new career.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system locks you out as it takes over the ANZ portfolio.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
Zero
Quarterly account dinners
100 percent
Inventory push efficiency
Not required
Human ego handling
Your severance
A lifetime supply of digital nicotine patches
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