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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Head of Creators Guild jobs? · Latest report #yd6827cp
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsManaging digital dreams is just a spreadsheet waiting to happen.
Community shepherd for people who build websites.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated community harmony for every digital ecosystem.
glub.youAI▸ GUILDMASTER AI-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters feedback into a pure silence
You oversee community engagement, manage creator feedback loops, and attempt to align platform utility with user creative expression.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a community is actually angry versus just being bored.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors parse every creator feedback note with cold, unfeeling precision.
Month 4
Algorithms handle all creator disputes without human intervention or empathy.
Month 8
AI models generate all future product roadmaps based on usage data.
Month 13
Communication bots take over all community Q&A sessions permanently.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your role is deleted to optimize system efficiency and server overhead.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
0.04%
Creator sentiment delta
12ms
Feedback loop latency
99.2%
Community churn probability
Your severance
One free domain name and a digital handshake.
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