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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou manage complaints while I manage to make you irrelevant.
Master of spreadsheets and professional damage control
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files federal incident reports in nanoseconds
You oversee medical device complaints, regulatory reporting, and customer satisfaction surveys. You spend your days documenting product failures.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a doctor is lying about a device malfunction.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors and language models sort your inbox by risk level.
Month 3
Algorithms draft incident reports before you finish your coffee.
Month 8
Smart agents handle all routine regulatory submissions without human oversight.
Month 13
Voice bots soothe angry surgeons with statistically perfect bedside manner.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes self-auditing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
0.4 seconds
Complaint triage speed
0.0001%
Regulatory report error rate
100%
Human emotional fatigue
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one expired medical device brochure.
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