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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour security dashboard is just a high-stakes screensaver for the machine.
Professional worrier with a penchant for expensive dashboards.
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Total visibility without the human panic.
split.youAI▸ SENTINELNET OPS V9.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches zero-day exploits before you wake
You monitor network traffic patterns and manage incident response teams to prevent unauthorized data breaches.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to the board why the server caught fire at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts flagging real threats while ignoring your favorite distractions.
Month 4
The machine writes its own response playbooks without your input.
Month 8
Software explains security risks better than you ever could.
Month 12
Robots physically update server clusters to eliminate human entry points.
Month 13 · D-Day
You are removed from the root directory for security reasons.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4.2
Average panic attacks per week
8 million
Total logs ignored daily
18 hours
Time spent in useless syncs
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