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January 15, 2028
In 15 monthsYou built the shovel that will eventually bury your own career.
Professional architect of own impending corporate obsolescence.
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Replaces expensive leadership with cold logic.
no no noyou▸ OMNISTRATEGY V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 15 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes capital allocation into nothing
You oversee model training pipelines, manage data infrastructure, and frantically pivot the board toward generative growth strategies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the CEO about why the model hallucinated during the earnings call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your status updates become automated dashboards no one reads anyway.
Month 4
AI procurement agents replace your relationship management tasks.
Month 8
Strategy documents are now generated by internal LLMs overnight.
Month 12
Financial algorithms decide hiring freezes without your input.
Month 15 · D-Day
The system determines your role is a legacy overhead expense.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
too many
Strategy meetings survived
constant
Models fine-tuned
millions
Budget squandered
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a hollow handshake.
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