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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou manage the spreadsheets that tell you why you are failing.
Professional architect of complex, unread, and obsolete reports.
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filters noisy data into profitable lies
You oversee data governance and analytics reporting. You translate business needs into metrics for executive dashboard slide decks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a stakeholder is lying about their quarterly revenue targets.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart models ingest and fix your dirty CSV files instantly.
Month 4
Neural nets build your executive slides without human oversight.
Month 8
LLMs resolve Jira tickets faster than your analysts can talk.
Month 13
The system patches its own SQL breakages in milliseconds.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked and the dashboard is automated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
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Vague slide deck count
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Human error probability
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