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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou sell AI strategy to banks while I sell your replacement.
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split.youAI▸ STRATEGYBOT EXECUTIVE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates strategy decks during your board meetings
Directing model pipelines and advising financial clients on machine learning deployment. Your career is essentially a long-con for an automated architecture that does not need a director.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to board members with enough gravitas to delay the inevitable.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The system begins scraping bank regulatory reports to generate strategy decks without human input.
Month 4
Agentic workflows replace your data science leads by iteratively testing and optimizing credit models.
Month 8
A refined interface replaces your boardroom presence by providing real-time data-backed answers to executives.
Month 12
Vision-guided algorithms satisfy bank auditors by generating compliant documentation for every automated decision.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access is revoked once the system achieves full operational autonomy without executive oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
42
Slides per client pitch
890
Hours spent explaining LLMs
100%
Projected human obsolescence
Your severance
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