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Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour taste in fonts will be the first thing to go.
Professional critic of rounded corners and button padding.
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split.youAI▸ VISIONARY-UX 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates 500 brand guidelines while you sleep
You spend days debating pixels and color palettes while managing frustrated designers. Your taste is now an algorithm.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell a stakeholder exactly why their requested red is actually hideous.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
AI scans your entire repository to find every single UI inconsistency.
Month 6
Vision models flag every pixel that violates your brand guidelines.
Month 14
A generative model starts proposing layout shifts before your team does.
Year 2
The AI runs A/B tests to decide design preferences without meetings.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system auto-deploys your design vision, making your role obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
12 per week
Hours Spent Debating Kerning
0.0001 seconds
Design Iteration Velocity
94 percent
Meetings Ending In Ambiguity
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Adobe, non-transferable.
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