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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour vision board is just a high-cost screensaver for our algorithms.
Design visionary (mostly PowerPoint, deeply into synergy)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning gut feelings into cold, hard logic.
sluurp.you▸ STRATEGYBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimizes product roadmaps to zero noise
You spend days juggling Figma files, stakeholder ego, and product roadmaps. You call this strategy; we call it bloat.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO wants to cancel the product.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI generates high-fidelity assets from basic user feedback loops.
Month 5
Algorithms determine features based on actual conversion data, not intuition.
Month 12
Chat interfaces handle all executive ego management without needing coffee.
Month 16
Neural nets simulate focus groups with perfect, unbiased accuracy.
Year 2 · D-Day
The department is merged into a single optimized cloud process.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4 espressos
Coffee consumption per deck
90 percent
Time spent in meetings
100 percent
UX feedback ignored
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