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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsProfessional friend to people who would rather stare at a console.
Professional professional-friend, expert in high-fidelity hand-waving.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated empathy for the code-obsessed
bzzt.youAI▸ DEVREL-BOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters salt from developer feedback
You manage community sentiment and translate marketing jargon into documentation developers might actually read without throwing their laptops.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a developer is truly angry versus just being snarky.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Natural language models track developer rage before you even wake up.
Month 5
Machines scan the codebase to write manuals that stay perpetually current.
Month 10
Algorithms handle forum moderation without the need for human validation.
Month 14
Drones deliver stickers only to developers who actually use the product.
Month 19 · D-Day
AI community managers replace all human interaction with perfect, synthetic cheer.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
99.9%
Tweelets ignored
$50k/yr
Meaningless swag cost
94%
Sentiment accuracy
Your severance
One lifetime supply of branded microfiber cloths.
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