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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour strategy slides are just fancy templates for your own obsolescence.
Professional slide-deck architect and chronic consensus-seeker.
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automates consensus across broken departments
You manage backlogs and feature roadmaps while pretending that cross-functional alignment is an actual, measurable human accomplishment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the CEO about why the release missed its deadline.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts silently scraping every Jira ticket and Slack thread.
Month 4
The bot predicts feature priority better than your intuition.
Month 8
A script joins your meetings and summarizes them into nothing.
Month 13
Automated email agents soothe your clients with perfect corporate jargon.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked; StrategyBot 9000 inherits your entire legacy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
85%
Time spent in meetings
12
Strategy pivots per quarter
4,000
Meaningless roadmap updates
Your severance
One free monthly subscription to a meditation app.
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