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May 26, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour digital transformation is just a fancy way of saying email.
Professional slide-deck architect and spreadsheet enthusiast.
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Replacing middle management, one meeting at a time.
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automates strategy pivots every five minutes
You oversee software rollouts and team coordination for luxury brands. Soon, algorithms will manage your entire workflow.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a CEO is lying about their digital vision.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts reading your team's chat logs to write reports.
Month 5
Algorithms stop asking for requirements and start assigning tasks.
Month 10
The AI deletes underperforming software vendors without your input.
Month 15
Virtual bots handle all your meetings with bored executives.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system replaces your entire department with an API endpoint.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.3%
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Meaningless slide decks created
89%
Hours spent in syncs
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Budget approval latency
Your severance
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