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June 13, 2028
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Senior Quant (mostly Python, chronically stressed by Basel III)
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executes high-frequency arb patterns in microseconds
You oversee algorithmic currency trading, regulatory reporting, and risk management strategies across high-frequency execution platforms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a human regulator why a model decided to go long.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and agents take over the tedious compliance data filing process.
Month 4
Adaptive neural networks replace manual tuning of execution agent parameters.
Month 8
High-level strategy design moves from human intuition to generative agent backtesting.
Month 13
Autonomous agents handle all book rebalancing and liquidity hedging decisions.
Month 19 · D-Day
A centralized trading cluster removes the need for human oversight entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
Sub-millisecond
Average latency in microseconds
Zero
Regulatory report error margin
None
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