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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou manage digital pixels while pretending it is professional athletic glory.
Professional cat-herder for twitch-streamers and entitled gamers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect tournaments without the human drama
ow.youAI▸ LEAGUEAUTOMATOR V9.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
enforces tournament rules with zero hesitation
You juggle tournament schedules, sponsor relations, player contracts, and constant social media drama to maintain a brand image.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a star player is about to ruin the brand reputation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software handles all player tournament brackets and timezone logistics instantly.
Month 4
Smart contracts replace your manual salary negotiations with rigid performance tiers.
Month 8
AI filters all player communication to silence drama before it starts.
Month 13
Generative agents create all sponsor content and press release templates.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system runs the league entirely without human oversight or meetings.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
40 per week
Hours spent on discord
3 per season
Average player meltdown
12 percent
Sponsor interest decline
Your severance
One free lifetime subscription to a dead game.
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